Confessionals the Private

Oh, and same as Paul/Andy. My forum account is still nerfed, so I'm silenced. Not like it really matters to you.

Comments would be nice.

--Week 1--

So, this first week has been fairly interesting and rather addicting. I thought I would share my initial impressions of the other players, and maybe if those thoughts have changed. So...

Player 1 - Mitch - Well, I thought he was kind of a dick at first. I mean, his blog IS named "Seeing is Deceiving." Now that I've done the first live challenge with him, though, he's actually one of the more likable players.

Player 2 - Richard - Can you say pedophile? Not sure why, but he just rubs me the wrong way (see: pedophile). I visualize him as having some creepy retro porn 'stache.

Player 3 - Jill - Jill, AKA, Patricia Richardson of Home Improvement, seems "nice." She loved to constantly remind me that she wasn't the mole. That's completely, you know, not annoying at all. It's really nice to read "since I'm a player" and "because I am a player and not the mole" every two sentences.

Player 4 - Ellery - First off, I hate that name. I don't like the name, I don't like the blog. I don't like her. Then again, I haven't talked to her yet. I doubt my opinion would change much though.

Player 5 - Ginger - Hi <3 I'm <3 Ginger <3 and <3 I <3 am <3 <3 <3 a <3 slut! <3 I <3 design my <3 blog <3 to look <3 like <3 a porn <3 <3 <3 site! <3 I <3 went <3 to <3 a softcore <3 porn website <3 to get <3 my <3 alias <3 picture, too! <3<3<3<3

Player 7 - Blaise - Don't like his name. And his blog title leads me to believe that he has just played an online game (Slingo is probably at his speed) for the first time and found out that over a decade ago, people started using leetspeak.

Player 8 - Brandon - Congratulations on finding downloadable fonts, Brandon. I hope you continue to disorient me with your hideous blog.

Player 9 - Elise - Wait, who?

Player 10 - Brian - Gee, I wonder where he likes to shove all of those pickles...

Player 11 - Kyle - Colorblind Kyle, what will we ever do with you and your inability to differentiate gold from bronze?

Player 12 - Paul - Sorry, I mean Douche McBaggington. His picture and biography suit this name quite well. Example:
Recently moved from Quebec, Canada three years ago Paul retains his accent but admits every now and then to saying cliché Australian phrases to justify the move which came about from a highly competitive journalist area in Canada that he felt Darwin might be an escape from.
Douche alaaaarm~!

Player 13 - Cheri - HI MY NAME IS CHERI I LIKE PINK AND SPARKLES AND PONIES AND I'M ACTUALLY FOUR WHEEEEEEE

Player 14 - Beth - Wait, who?

Player 15 - ??? - The international woman of mystery. Such a lovely little lady.

And so the game goes on. Hopefully I do too.


--Week 2--

I can't help but just talk shit about other players in my private confessionals... hm. People are so nice in this game. It's a little weird. A bit Stepfordish. For example, here is everyone's execution reaction:

wow i am really surprised that cheri is gone she was so nice and i thought she was going to win she is the best i am having an affair with her i miss her i want to cry but my tear ducts have been removed

QQ.

Only two thoughts about other people, though, have really been in my mind this week. One being about Ginger. I'm not sure exactly how to describe her, so let's see what <3 Ginger <3 has to say about herself.

"...being the beauty and brains that I am..."
"Just being myself! Sweet, smart and sassy!"

Oops, it looks like she forgot to mention humble! I think she might have forgot "on my period" too:

"I thought my whole layout was both beautiful, and functional unlike some other blogs I know..."

What a sweetie. The other thought is about Mitch. It may seem trivial, but it makes me go D:. In the team selection process for Dinosaur Comics, his only choice was to either partner with me or chance it on either Beth or Kyle. What does he do? GUYZ I R GUN PIK BRAKEYIOSORRIS CUZ I NO R WNANT BRECXXAUO ON MAI TEEM :))))

Way to go.

In other news, I'm still going with pedo as the mole.


--Week 3--

Time to play +/- 1 with the other contestants.

Player 1 - Mitch - Well, I didn't share a word with you this week, but you did sorta screw Heist. I think that might be eligible for a -1.

Player 3 - Jill - Damn, Jill. You have got to be the nicest person in this game. I honestly like you. Now we even get to see your pissy side with Mitch, and it was good to know that you have other emotions than happy. +1.

Player 5 - Ginger - Oh Ginger. Ginger, Ginger, Ginger. Where to begin? I have such a love/hate relationship with you, that being sometimes I love you, sometimes I hate you. For example, mentioning my Grandpa in your blog was nice. You even added in some truthful comments about myself in there. You also seem to have a better sense of humor than most of the other people. However, you also piss me off at times. Stop winning MBs for one. Enough. I'm almost caught up. Also, you and your mole speculation in your blog. I hate when people do that. Stop acting so innocent. All in all, though, I'll give you a +1.

Player 6 - Me! - +69

Player 7 - Blaise - God. Dammit. WTF. WHY DID YOU USE THAT DOLLAR IN HEIST. NO GOOD REASONING. >:O -1

Player 9 - Elise - Um, nothing much to say. You participated more or less. Your comment about Brian making up words was lulzy. I think that was you, right? +1.

Player 10 - Brian - I had a fun discussion with you near the beginning of this week. It was good stuff. However, from that point on, you were pretty fucking annoying. I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT THE WHITE HOUSE. Stp typng lyk dis nd buy sm mre kys fr yr keybrd. I gess al blk ppl tlk dis way.

...

JK.

Srsly though, it's not 1337speak. Even if it was, as I said in my first private confessional, it's outdated and you fail for using it. Newfaaag. -1.

Player 11 - Kyle - Hah. Travis totally won me over with "Let's make fun of Player 11 now" after you left. Your blog is weird. I think I remember you doing something of interest at some point, but I don't remember. 0.

Player 12 - Paul - Still can't stand your picture or bio. Your blog entries might be the most entertaining, though, sheerly due to length. Otherwise, I don't remember you doing anything of importance. 0.

Player 14 - Beth - How are you still in this? Do you even participate in challenges? Maybe you're too busy getting THE WORLD'S BEST ICE CREAM!!!!!! (BEN AND JERRY'S (SEE I PUT PARENTHESES AFTER PUNCTUATION JUST LIKE YOU)) -1 for being boring and spelling "yippee" as "yippy."

In other news, I srsly hope I get through this quiz.


--Week 4--

I honestly don't have much to say, because I have little time to write this and yeah. Just what comes to mind.

Blaise, gtfo. "HE CALLED ME ILLITERATE QQ"
Jinjo, I was totally prepared to call you out if you picked betray, Ms. "Let's all be nice for one week." But you held up. ;D
Mitch, stop being inactive.
Brian, stp typng lyk dis alrdy, its gn on 4 2 lng.

All I can think of for now. I'll probably get executed just because I didn't do my usual longer shit.


--Week 5--

I should really do these earlier so I'm not so pressed for time. Oh well.

I'm starting to like everyone more, especially Jill, not so much Elise and Paul. You guys seriously need to fut the shuck up. Blaise is fun to pick on. Sorta. Brian is grammatically bi-polar.

This week was fun.
I hope I do well on the quiz.
Generic statement.
The end.


--Week 6--

For once, I'm actually going to talk about strategy more than shit in my private confessionamal. I wanted to make a wee bit of a discussion as to where I am in the game.

I currently have three choices as to who the mole is: Jill (03), Blaise (07), and Brian (10). It's gotta be one of them. I threw Paul and Elise out the window a while ago; I haven't been giving them many answers (intentionally) on the quizzes (thanks a lot, math). My case for the next three is as follows:

I'll start with Brian. Brian is a surprisingly shifty character. He manages to screw things up on occasion and pull out last minute wins at other times. I don't know if I'm just putting too much into this, but the whole shit-typing thing is an obvious front. He's said a handful of completely correct sentences and statements. The two things that really stick out to me as sabotage are shitting up Heist and his over-complicated sentence in Story Time. Oh, and his first vote, the one that didn't count, in the exemption game of Spies Like Us was for me, the investigator. He WOULD know that. I know, he didn't get rid of me, but there could be Elise to blame for that. Maybe.

Blaise… hmm. I don't know what to think of you, to be honest. You are on my suspect list merely because you lie fairly low. You managed to somehow post 2 minutes after Travis on the topic for Story Time, getting the perfect job for the mole. Also, my coalition-thing with Jill has drawn me closer towards you being the mole. She said that she seriously considers you as being the mole and put a lot into you on the last quiz. If this is true, then, ok. You're the mole, I guess. But, if this isn't true, than I am extremely suspicious of Jill.

Jill has been my number one suspect in this game since week one (besides the week I went for pedo). Never have I taken a quiz without giving her at least four answers. I haven't always answered that she is the mole on the last question on the quizzes (or ever, have I?), but that's just the way my answer-spreading works. It's bothered me that on a few occasions there have been challenges that you can't really even sabotage, so, I thought it would be a better idea to figure out who the mole is through carefully crafter conversation. As my top suspect, I thought it would be advantageous to talk to her as much as I could, and, optimally, form an alliance (which is exactly what happened). Obviously, my coalition with Jill is an interesting one. I don't know if she's my greatest ally or my foil. As I said, she very much pushes that she believes Blaise is the mole. When I suggested that we make it look like one of us is the mole, I told her that it would probably be easier to convince other people that she is the mole. Seriously, it would be. I'm the least mole-ish person here, or so I believe. I contribute too much to the pot. So, instead of agreeing, she thinks that we should make ME look like the mole. Come on. That is blatant mole activity. Of course the mole wouldn't want to have someone convincing others that he or she was the mole. They would remain in the game and then I would end up realizing that she is the mole after all, derp derp. *sigh* (I asked her again since I originally wrote this, and first she ignored the fact that I even suggested her, and then she when I forced her to acknowledge it, she just said "true, we could" and then changed the topic to… me… knowing Spanish?)

I also recently noticed something about her pawn—it appears to be the only one without a reflection. That said, I think mine has a reflection, it's just hard to tell because the picture is a bit distorted or something. Again, I don't know if I'm concentrating on stupid trivial things. One last thing about Jill… our talks recently have been geared towards either Blaise or Brian being the mole. She tells me that Blaise is the mole, in her opinion, but I wouldn't count out Brian, which she almost seems to have done. If she's the mole, then this is kind of an odd move. Turn me away from one player and gear me towards two—Blaise and herself, one of them being the mole.

Despite our coalition/information-sharing-bond-thing, Jill is probably still my number one suspect. I mean, with all of that obvious sabotage in Password Bingo, what the hell am I supposed to think? I would hate to be wrong about this—I'd really look like a dick (oh but wait now.). I would look like even more of a dick if Elise or Paul is the mole.

In other news, sifting through the source code on everyone's blog and other pages doesn't seem to be doing much good for me. No comment clues. Pbfffft. And those words that look like they say "Dan[letters] [something]" behind the large red 5 in the recent bonus codes have been bothering me a little…

Now I talk shit.

Elise and Paul. Stop being whiny poo-poo babies and shut the fuck up. This entire was blasted completely out of proportion by Elise in the first place, who continues to act like an immature vaginamonster. Way to make mountains out of MOLEhills.

Jill, is your kindness completely real? You almost had a stroke when I correctly translated a simple Spanish sentence. Calm down.

Also, Elise gives Brian too much shit. To be honest, Brian is nice. He does pretty well in challenges and isn't mean to anyone, I think. It appears that Elise thinks that Brian has Down syndrome.

One last thing… the fact that Paul subtitled his confessional "Money Money" made me want to kill myself. What a shitty name.


--Afterthoughts--

(I'm taking what I had and am adding more.)

So, I guess I have a few problems as a person-- most notably, my extreme neuroticism. I may seem like someone who doesn't care about what other people think or a confident person, but in all honesty, I’m not. It’s this, I suppose, along with the fact that I was strategically lax, that led to my downslide (I wouldn’t say downfall, so I made up my own word. Sliding is more fun, anyway.). I constantly think that people are conspiring against me or something, and because of that, I have a complete inability to trust (Oh! I had gotten something right!). I dissect every word that comes out of everyone’s mouth, and usually take it the most cynical way possible. I said to myself, before this game, that I wasn’t going to get involved with any alliances or coalitions. A lot of good that did me. In the end, I can’t really say that the mole fooled me, exactly, but moreso myself. And Jill. Jill, I always felt that there was an air of scripted-ness in our chats, like you were always trying to avoid certain things. Of course, my neuroticism led me to believe that you were really the mole, just trying to screw me up.

Then again, coming into this game, I really didn't have a strategy. Hell, I didn't want one. It was more of an extra-curricular trolling activity (protip: key points are bolded!), which, in the beginning, seemed to work. I more or less threw a few metaphorical darts at some other metaphorical things and decided I would stick with those people. They happened to be Brian, Blaise, and Jill. I had actually removed Brian from my suspicions, though, later. Whatever. Point is, I got to where I did by spreading my answers correctly. Well, that's not really the point, either.

I had fun as Breaux. It wasn't much of a far cry from myself, though. Witty and bitter? Witter? Ha, portmanteaus. I don't know if I'd do another game like this. Oh, didn't I mention that I have never been in an org before? (Didn't I mention that about 20 times at the reunion? (Along with being 16...)) I'd have to mull it over. It kinda shits up your schedule, but it would probably fun. Maybe I should--the world ends with you, hmm? Chances are, if Breaux returns, he's not going to be a very nice person. In fact, a very bitter one. Breaux is not a good loser. And perhaps that's why I found it difficult to sabotage as him. My "lazy perfectionist" mindset makes it difficult for me to do something out of character, and in this case, it was that. Yes, I know it's almost the entire point of the game, but Breaux is a strange one.

Also, it turns out that this was some sort of strange OMC all-star cast, and almost everyone knew (or knew of) each other(That reunion/identity-reveal was confusing as fuck.). Of course, many of them did well (yeah, I know there were some that didn't), and even those that weren't in past installments, like Jill, did well. And then, of course, there's cosmic duds like me.

Ah, a few important points of interest I should share:
- Really, I am that immature! (referring to one thing in particular...)
- I'm struggling not to use the word "cunt" right now. I really want to. You might know why.
- I still don't like some of you. Very few. Yeah, fuck you, too.
- On that note, my opinions of many of you have changed. For better... or for worse.
- On the very off-chance you wish to contact me, use my player account for email or xAnonymity101 via AIM, though I really don't use it much.

Oh, and...
R/CRS = Source
E/VLV = Valve
A/XBGNRHT = The Orange Box
U/SDLG = GLaDOS
X/RTRP = Aperture

Comments?
Questions?
Good.

Goodbye.

Confessional Six: Retirement Income

Before I begin, I must instruct you to report directly to this link. It is to be listened to on loop while this confessional is read.

CHALLENGE REVIEW COMMENCE

The first influences on this week's theme were the live challenges, more so the second. Dick in a Box was boring and fairly productive, nothing much to say besides no one trusts me with a cardboard box containing a calculator that has no operating functions besides multiplying numbers by three. The Regis Philbin-Allen Ludden-Ed Sanders Extravaganza (or RPALESE) was probably the highlight of the week, which also shows how quickly (yet gracefully!) I am aging. It's a shame Elise wasn't there; I would have made fun of her bottom line, "THIS BETTER BE GOOD CHALLENGE," and called her a caveman for the remainder of the episode. But there's always next weeeeeek~(riet? :o). Of course Byron and I were the only ones to have easy Bingo boards. For the rest o' y'all...

NO BINGO!

...amirite? Anyway, Compulsive Gambling with Travis, Age 81 was simply a hoot. It was a rootin'-tootin' ol' time that reminded me of my bi-monthly Parish trips to Atlantic City. Maybe next week we'll play a game about portioning our foods in accordance with our Diabetes, a challenge where you have to smell like ointment and corn chips, and a MB challenge in which we agree with things that Arnold Palmer says. I'm sure it would put a smile on all of our denture-containing faces.

In other news, what's the deal with Avatars (and airline food)? SRSLY THO GUIZE, Let's Convey Our Rude Thoughts About Each Other Through Pictures was one of the better MB challenges. I don't know the outcome yet, but I will update this blog once I do. I put liek a kinda unnecessary amount of work into my stick figgers, so, um, i hoep i get sum moneyz.

You may now stop listening to the Golden Girls theme. Since everything can use more of the Family Matters Theme Song, I now direct you here. Fuzzy feelings will ensue.

While you're dying I'll be still alive.

Waiting for that execution was paaaaainful. Travis just HAD to be out clubbing with teh bucksum laydeez all night, didn't he? The result was somewhat unexpected-- I knew it would happen sooner or later, just not now. I'm a bit torn as to what to say, so, I have two sides to this.

Half of me says: omg, wut, Jinjo is gone. Frontrunner'd. Shit sucks. You were definitely a sizable chunk of the life of this game. Two of the loud people/trolls in live challenges executed in a row? OH SHIT. All we have left now is me and perennial house guest old Uncle Orville (crosses fingers). Honestly, this game won't be the same without you. In fact, there will be one less player.

Other half of me says: no women on the interbutts.

I don't have much to say that I can put into text right now otherwise.

R/CRS