Confessionals the Private

Oh, and same as Paul/Andy. My forum account is still nerfed, so I'm silenced. Not like it really matters to you.

Comments would be nice.

--Week 1--

So, this first week has been fairly interesting and rather addicting. I thought I would share my initial impressions of the other players, and maybe if those thoughts have changed. So...

Player 1 - Mitch - Well, I thought he was kind of a dick at first. I mean, his blog IS named "Seeing is Deceiving." Now that I've done the first live challenge with him, though, he's actually one of the more likable players.

Player 2 - Richard - Can you say pedophile? Not sure why, but he just rubs me the wrong way (see: pedophile). I visualize him as having some creepy retro porn 'stache.

Player 3 - Jill - Jill, AKA, Patricia Richardson of Home Improvement, seems "nice." She loved to constantly remind me that she wasn't the mole. That's completely, you know, not annoying at all. It's really nice to read "since I'm a player" and "because I am a player and not the mole" every two sentences.

Player 4 - Ellery - First off, I hate that name. I don't like the name, I don't like the blog. I don't like her. Then again, I haven't talked to her yet. I doubt my opinion would change much though.

Player 5 - Ginger - Hi <3 I'm <3 Ginger <3 and <3 I <3 am <3 <3 <3 a <3 slut! <3 I <3 design my <3 blog <3 to look <3 like <3 a porn <3 <3 <3 site! <3 I <3 went <3 to <3 a softcore <3 porn website <3 to get <3 my <3 alias <3 picture, too! <3<3<3<3

Player 7 - Blaise - Don't like his name. And his blog title leads me to believe that he has just played an online game (Slingo is probably at his speed) for the first time and found out that over a decade ago, people started using leetspeak.

Player 8 - Brandon - Congratulations on finding downloadable fonts, Brandon. I hope you continue to disorient me with your hideous blog.

Player 9 - Elise - Wait, who?

Player 10 - Brian - Gee, I wonder where he likes to shove all of those pickles...

Player 11 - Kyle - Colorblind Kyle, what will we ever do with you and your inability to differentiate gold from bronze?

Player 12 - Paul - Sorry, I mean Douche McBaggington. His picture and biography suit this name quite well. Example:
Recently moved from Quebec, Canada three years ago Paul retains his accent but admits every now and then to saying cliché Australian phrases to justify the move which came about from a highly competitive journalist area in Canada that he felt Darwin might be an escape from.
Douche alaaaarm~!

Player 13 - Cheri - HI MY NAME IS CHERI I LIKE PINK AND SPARKLES AND PONIES AND I'M ACTUALLY FOUR WHEEEEEEE

Player 14 - Beth - Wait, who?

Player 15 - ??? - The international woman of mystery. Such a lovely little lady.

And so the game goes on. Hopefully I do too.


--Week 2--

I can't help but just talk shit about other players in my private confessionals... hm. People are so nice in this game. It's a little weird. A bit Stepfordish. For example, here is everyone's execution reaction:

wow i am really surprised that cheri is gone she was so nice and i thought she was going to win she is the best i am having an affair with her i miss her i want to cry but my tear ducts have been removed

QQ.

Only two thoughts about other people, though, have really been in my mind this week. One being about Ginger. I'm not sure exactly how to describe her, so let's see what <3 Ginger <3 has to say about herself.

"...being the beauty and brains that I am..."
"Just being myself! Sweet, smart and sassy!"

Oops, it looks like she forgot to mention humble! I think she might have forgot "on my period" too:

"I thought my whole layout was both beautiful, and functional unlike some other blogs I know..."

What a sweetie. The other thought is about Mitch. It may seem trivial, but it makes me go D:. In the team selection process for Dinosaur Comics, his only choice was to either partner with me or chance it on either Beth or Kyle. What does he do? GUYZ I R GUN PIK BRAKEYIOSORRIS CUZ I NO R WNANT BRECXXAUO ON MAI TEEM :))))

Way to go.

In other news, I'm still going with pedo as the mole.


--Week 3--

Time to play +/- 1 with the other contestants.

Player 1 - Mitch - Well, I didn't share a word with you this week, but you did sorta screw Heist. I think that might be eligible for a -1.

Player 3 - Jill - Damn, Jill. You have got to be the nicest person in this game. I honestly like you. Now we even get to see your pissy side with Mitch, and it was good to know that you have other emotions than happy. +1.

Player 5 - Ginger - Oh Ginger. Ginger, Ginger, Ginger. Where to begin? I have such a love/hate relationship with you, that being sometimes I love you, sometimes I hate you. For example, mentioning my Grandpa in your blog was nice. You even added in some truthful comments about myself in there. You also seem to have a better sense of humor than most of the other people. However, you also piss me off at times. Stop winning MBs for one. Enough. I'm almost caught up. Also, you and your mole speculation in your blog. I hate when people do that. Stop acting so innocent. All in all, though, I'll give you a +1.

Player 6 - Me! - +69

Player 7 - Blaise - God. Dammit. WTF. WHY DID YOU USE THAT DOLLAR IN HEIST. NO GOOD REASONING. >:O -1

Player 9 - Elise - Um, nothing much to say. You participated more or less. Your comment about Brian making up words was lulzy. I think that was you, right? +1.

Player 10 - Brian - I had a fun discussion with you near the beginning of this week. It was good stuff. However, from that point on, you were pretty fucking annoying. I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT THE WHITE HOUSE. Stp typng lyk dis nd buy sm mre kys fr yr keybrd. I gess al blk ppl tlk dis way.

...

JK.

Srsly though, it's not 1337speak. Even if it was, as I said in my first private confessional, it's outdated and you fail for using it. Newfaaag. -1.

Player 11 - Kyle - Hah. Travis totally won me over with "Let's make fun of Player 11 now" after you left. Your blog is weird. I think I remember you doing something of interest at some point, but I don't remember. 0.

Player 12 - Paul - Still can't stand your picture or bio. Your blog entries might be the most entertaining, though, sheerly due to length. Otherwise, I don't remember you doing anything of importance. 0.

Player 14 - Beth - How are you still in this? Do you even participate in challenges? Maybe you're too busy getting THE WORLD'S BEST ICE CREAM!!!!!! (BEN AND JERRY'S (SEE I PUT PARENTHESES AFTER PUNCTUATION JUST LIKE YOU)) -1 for being boring and spelling "yippee" as "yippy."

In other news, I srsly hope I get through this quiz.


--Week 4--

I honestly don't have much to say, because I have little time to write this and yeah. Just what comes to mind.

Blaise, gtfo. "HE CALLED ME ILLITERATE QQ"
Jinjo, I was totally prepared to call you out if you picked betray, Ms. "Let's all be nice for one week." But you held up. ;D
Mitch, stop being inactive.
Brian, stp typng lyk dis alrdy, its gn on 4 2 lng.

All I can think of for now. I'll probably get executed just because I didn't do my usual longer shit.


--Week 5--

I should really do these earlier so I'm not so pressed for time. Oh well.

I'm starting to like everyone more, especially Jill, not so much Elise and Paul. You guys seriously need to fut the shuck up. Blaise is fun to pick on. Sorta. Brian is grammatically bi-polar.

This week was fun.
I hope I do well on the quiz.
Generic statement.
The end.


--Week 6--

For once, I'm actually going to talk about strategy more than shit in my private confessionamal. I wanted to make a wee bit of a discussion as to where I am in the game.

I currently have three choices as to who the mole is: Jill (03), Blaise (07), and Brian (10). It's gotta be one of them. I threw Paul and Elise out the window a while ago; I haven't been giving them many answers (intentionally) on the quizzes (thanks a lot, math). My case for the next three is as follows:

I'll start with Brian. Brian is a surprisingly shifty character. He manages to screw things up on occasion and pull out last minute wins at other times. I don't know if I'm just putting too much into this, but the whole shit-typing thing is an obvious front. He's said a handful of completely correct sentences and statements. The two things that really stick out to me as sabotage are shitting up Heist and his over-complicated sentence in Story Time. Oh, and his first vote, the one that didn't count, in the exemption game of Spies Like Us was for me, the investigator. He WOULD know that. I know, he didn't get rid of me, but there could be Elise to blame for that. Maybe.

Blaise… hmm. I don't know what to think of you, to be honest. You are on my suspect list merely because you lie fairly low. You managed to somehow post 2 minutes after Travis on the topic for Story Time, getting the perfect job for the mole. Also, my coalition-thing with Jill has drawn me closer towards you being the mole. She said that she seriously considers you as being the mole and put a lot into you on the last quiz. If this is true, then, ok. You're the mole, I guess. But, if this isn't true, than I am extremely suspicious of Jill.

Jill has been my number one suspect in this game since week one (besides the week I went for pedo). Never have I taken a quiz without giving her at least four answers. I haven't always answered that she is the mole on the last question on the quizzes (or ever, have I?), but that's just the way my answer-spreading works. It's bothered me that on a few occasions there have been challenges that you can't really even sabotage, so, I thought it would be a better idea to figure out who the mole is through carefully crafter conversation. As my top suspect, I thought it would be advantageous to talk to her as much as I could, and, optimally, form an alliance (which is exactly what happened). Obviously, my coalition with Jill is an interesting one. I don't know if she's my greatest ally or my foil. As I said, she very much pushes that she believes Blaise is the mole. When I suggested that we make it look like one of us is the mole, I told her that it would probably be easier to convince other people that she is the mole. Seriously, it would be. I'm the least mole-ish person here, or so I believe. I contribute too much to the pot. So, instead of agreeing, she thinks that we should make ME look like the mole. Come on. That is blatant mole activity. Of course the mole wouldn't want to have someone convincing others that he or she was the mole. They would remain in the game and then I would end up realizing that she is the mole after all, derp derp. *sigh* (I asked her again since I originally wrote this, and first she ignored the fact that I even suggested her, and then she when I forced her to acknowledge it, she just said "true, we could" and then changed the topic to… me… knowing Spanish?)

I also recently noticed something about her pawn—it appears to be the only one without a reflection. That said, I think mine has a reflection, it's just hard to tell because the picture is a bit distorted or something. Again, I don't know if I'm concentrating on stupid trivial things. One last thing about Jill… our talks recently have been geared towards either Blaise or Brian being the mole. She tells me that Blaise is the mole, in her opinion, but I wouldn't count out Brian, which she almost seems to have done. If she's the mole, then this is kind of an odd move. Turn me away from one player and gear me towards two—Blaise and herself, one of them being the mole.

Despite our coalition/information-sharing-bond-thing, Jill is probably still my number one suspect. I mean, with all of that obvious sabotage in Password Bingo, what the hell am I supposed to think? I would hate to be wrong about this—I'd really look like a dick (oh but wait now.). I would look like even more of a dick if Elise or Paul is the mole.

In other news, sifting through the source code on everyone's blog and other pages doesn't seem to be doing much good for me. No comment clues. Pbfffft. And those words that look like they say "Dan[letters] [something]" behind the large red 5 in the recent bonus codes have been bothering me a little…

Now I talk shit.

Elise and Paul. Stop being whiny poo-poo babies and shut the fuck up. This entire was blasted completely out of proportion by Elise in the first place, who continues to act like an immature vaginamonster. Way to make mountains out of MOLEhills.

Jill, is your kindness completely real? You almost had a stroke when I correctly translated a simple Spanish sentence. Calm down.

Also, Elise gives Brian too much shit. To be honest, Brian is nice. He does pretty well in challenges and isn't mean to anyone, I think. It appears that Elise thinks that Brian has Down syndrome.

One last thing… the fact that Paul subtitled his confessional "Money Money" made me want to kill myself. What a shitty name.


--Afterthoughts--

(I'm taking what I had and am adding more.)

So, I guess I have a few problems as a person-- most notably, my extreme neuroticism. I may seem like someone who doesn't care about what other people think or a confident person, but in all honesty, I’m not. It’s this, I suppose, along with the fact that I was strategically lax, that led to my downslide (I wouldn’t say downfall, so I made up my own word. Sliding is more fun, anyway.). I constantly think that people are conspiring against me or something, and because of that, I have a complete inability to trust (Oh! I had gotten something right!). I dissect every word that comes out of everyone’s mouth, and usually take it the most cynical way possible. I said to myself, before this game, that I wasn’t going to get involved with any alliances or coalitions. A lot of good that did me. In the end, I can’t really say that the mole fooled me, exactly, but moreso myself. And Jill. Jill, I always felt that there was an air of scripted-ness in our chats, like you were always trying to avoid certain things. Of course, my neuroticism led me to believe that you were really the mole, just trying to screw me up.

Then again, coming into this game, I really didn't have a strategy. Hell, I didn't want one. It was more of an extra-curricular trolling activity (protip: key points are bolded!), which, in the beginning, seemed to work. I more or less threw a few metaphorical darts at some other metaphorical things and decided I would stick with those people. They happened to be Brian, Blaise, and Jill. I had actually removed Brian from my suspicions, though, later. Whatever. Point is, I got to where I did by spreading my answers correctly. Well, that's not really the point, either.

I had fun as Breaux. It wasn't much of a far cry from myself, though. Witty and bitter? Witter? Ha, portmanteaus. I don't know if I'd do another game like this. Oh, didn't I mention that I have never been in an org before? (Didn't I mention that about 20 times at the reunion? (Along with being 16...)) I'd have to mull it over. It kinda shits up your schedule, but it would probably fun. Maybe I should--the world ends with you, hmm? Chances are, if Breaux returns, he's not going to be a very nice person. In fact, a very bitter one. Breaux is not a good loser. And perhaps that's why I found it difficult to sabotage as him. My "lazy perfectionist" mindset makes it difficult for me to do something out of character, and in this case, it was that. Yes, I know it's almost the entire point of the game, but Breaux is a strange one.

Also, it turns out that this was some sort of strange OMC all-star cast, and almost everyone knew (or knew of) each other(That reunion/identity-reveal was confusing as fuck.). Of course, many of them did well (yeah, I know there were some that didn't), and even those that weren't in past installments, like Jill, did well. And then, of course, there's cosmic duds like me.

Ah, a few important points of interest I should share:
- Really, I am that immature! (referring to one thing in particular...)
- I'm struggling not to use the word "cunt" right now. I really want to. You might know why.
- I still don't like some of you. Very few. Yeah, fuck you, too.
- On that note, my opinions of many of you have changed. For better... or for worse.
- On the very off-chance you wish to contact me, use my player account for email or xAnonymity101 via AIM, though I really don't use it much.

Oh, and...
R/CRS = Source
E/VLV = Valve
A/XBGNRHT = The Orange Box
U/SDLG = GLaDOS
X/RTRP = Aperture

Comments?
Questions?
Good.

Goodbye.

Confessional Six: Retirement Income

Before I begin, I must instruct you to report directly to this link. It is to be listened to on loop while this confessional is read.

CHALLENGE REVIEW COMMENCE

The first influences on this week's theme were the live challenges, more so the second. Dick in a Box was boring and fairly productive, nothing much to say besides no one trusts me with a cardboard box containing a calculator that has no operating functions besides multiplying numbers by three. The Regis Philbin-Allen Ludden-Ed Sanders Extravaganza (or RPALESE) was probably the highlight of the week, which also shows how quickly (yet gracefully!) I am aging. It's a shame Elise wasn't there; I would have made fun of her bottom line, "THIS BETTER BE GOOD CHALLENGE," and called her a caveman for the remainder of the episode. But there's always next weeeeeek~(riet? :o). Of course Byron and I were the only ones to have easy Bingo boards. For the rest o' y'all...

NO BINGO!

...amirite? Anyway, Compulsive Gambling with Travis, Age 81 was simply a hoot. It was a rootin'-tootin' ol' time that reminded me of my bi-monthly Parish trips to Atlantic City. Maybe next week we'll play a game about portioning our foods in accordance with our Diabetes, a challenge where you have to smell like ointment and corn chips, and a MB challenge in which we agree with things that Arnold Palmer says. I'm sure it would put a smile on all of our denture-containing faces.

In other news, what's the deal with Avatars (and airline food)? SRSLY THO GUIZE, Let's Convey Our Rude Thoughts About Each Other Through Pictures was one of the better MB challenges. I don't know the outcome yet, but I will update this blog once I do. I put liek a kinda unnecessary amount of work into my stick figgers, so, um, i hoep i get sum moneyz.

You may now stop listening to the Golden Girls theme. Since everything can use more of the Family Matters Theme Song, I now direct you here. Fuzzy feelings will ensue.

While you're dying I'll be still alive.

Waiting for that execution was paaaaainful. Travis just HAD to be out clubbing with teh bucksum laydeez all night, didn't he? The result was somewhat unexpected-- I knew it would happen sooner or later, just not now. I'm a bit torn as to what to say, so, I have two sides to this.

Half of me says: omg, wut, Jinjo is gone. Frontrunner'd. Shit sucks. You were definitely a sizable chunk of the life of this game. Two of the loud people/trolls in live challenges executed in a row? OH SHIT. All we have left now is me and perennial house guest old Uncle Orville (crosses fingers). Honestly, this game won't be the same without you. In fact, there will be one less player.

Other half of me says: no women on the interbutts.

I don't have much to say that I can put into text right now otherwise.

R/CRS

Confessional Cing: Story Hoard

We made money. More than what is in my pocket at this time. Hurray. Challenge discussion time with Mr. Wright begins now.

Spies Like Us (Again, no special title. I'm not feeling very creative right now.) was, to my surprise, a success. As the double-investigator, I find myself at least 35% responsible for our success, with the rest going to that guy with the blue pawn, you know, Bill Bellamy or whatever

 his name is, and Brian and Elise for dicking up their guesses. If only they had killed meeee. It just goes to show that Brian and Elise have shit luck.

It was a Dark and Stormy Homosexual Pornography Studio was probably my least favorite challenge in this entire game. Yeah, it was worse than Vagina Sore Comics. Coming home to stories about me raiding panties/pantries was somewhat amusing, but scrolling through the second story left an awful taste in my mouth. Don't get me wrong, I'm up for as much sexual innuendo as the next guy, but there's a point when it just needs to stop. Especially when it involves the 100 Acre Wood. What a strange, distorted pornographic tale that was. Also, I wasn't ther for the beginning of that shitses, so I was screwed anyway. Whatever. Shit sucks.

Finarry, Story Time (AKA I make fun of things you do) was fairly successful. Now I'm going to make fun of things you did:

Shockingly enough, that was the most accurate picture. Drawn by Jinjo as according to my tits-awesome sentence, Humpty here appears to have an awful foot growth imbalance which I'm sure made his childhood undoubtedly littered with mockery and name-calling. In addition, he is an egg. I'm sure that went over well with the rest of the yolks (LOLOLOLOL).

Apparently, in some distant universe, this picture resembled the sentence "Magnificent calcium carbonate-encased albumen mammalia obtained egregiously oversized vertical downward velocity." You see it too, right? I enjoy how the man with the stocky thighs and large mammalian reproduction unit left a crossbow standing straight up beneath his legs, as to draw attention to his cattle prod. He also has quite the deal of underarm hair. The corn-rowed fellow on the right is short in comparison to him, and I'm not sure how he's going to deal with the dihydrogen monoxide molecule that is being passed to him without his consent.

Yeah, I know what you're thinking-- "All of the ass and all the big man men not put egg as it was." Same here. Honestly, when I saw this, I thought I was supposed to print it out, cut along the edges and fold it into a cube. When I looked at it for an extended period of time, I realized the abstract intracacies of it. I believe the squares in a sort of staircase arrangement portray the men struggling to reassemble poor Humpty. The diagonal red line clearly shows the ass's strife putting egg as it was.

Srsly tho guize, for the second sentence, how about "Fantasy eggshell character plummeted downwards rapidly?" Clearly overcomplicated. MOAL. And the quiz... well, I'm going to take it. I'm not nervous. And that ain't not no bull.

I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

Still here. Still here, still here still here still here. Teehee. I'm a bit giddy. Mitch, mah boi, how can I describe you? You were a pretty good lulz generator (until inactivity set in). You might have had to take my place had I left earlier than thou. I'm not surprised, though, as I'm sure everyone will say (zomg penalites!!!11!!1). You managed to look overly-moley with your "sabotage" (read: ineptitude). Your confidence outshone my nuts:

We'll see what happens with the quiz. I have a -2 penalty but I don't really care, I'll still be here.

C U l8r, alig8r. On another note, how sad is it that Travis had to take that question out of the quiz? Come on, srsly pplz, b-o-d-y t-e-x-t. You're reading it right now. Not that difficult. I guess it just reflects our X-TR33M challenge skills.

EDIT: Also reflecting our extreme skills: Our person that knows everything is afraid of the ghost of another player.

DOUBLE EDIT: You have corn-based porridge for me to kiss, Blaise? If you insist... but picking on Brian's grammar (even though it's different than spelling) is a bit too large of a task. I need some me time.

E/VLV

Confessional Quatre: Trust Funds

Congratulations once again, players. This group is a money-making machine.

The live challenges, combined in one delightful package called Where in Washington D.C. is Travis's Creativity? were successes as usual. The Deal or No Deal-esque one was a total bitch. So brief I don't care to comment otherwise. Fucking Hangman was a super awesome turnout for us as well, even without Travis's pity. We totally scored with the hanging body twice. Paul and his AIDS narrowed it down to defenestrate and teledendrite or some shit like that and I totally was all "defenstrate." Then I totally was teh firts one to say penny after N was guessed. I am so awesome. Sad face: the letter L did not appear EVEN ONCE.

I now move on to the appropriately and ingeniously titled "Word Game." It was a game, and it most definitely contained words. The words were even made up of letters. I maed me a doller. Yaaay. Feels good man.

Annnnd the main event, Trust Falls, fell flat on it's ass. Brian and I were ofc the only ones to earn any legitimate currency, proving that the keys to success are threats and honesty. Jinjo, Jill, and Paulie had the lol pulled over their eyes by three players with small internet penises. I won't be mentioning your names in this post. You don't deserve it. So there.

The quiz, the quiz, the quiz, the quiz.... hmmm. Nothing to say, really. I hope someone logs on to one of their accounts again. That would be nice.

Bear with me.

My computer contracted some sort of venereal disease or virus. I'm trying to figure out a way to get rid of it without HJT. I might not be on all too much, hence the title.

In the meantime, here is a picture of ham for your enjoyment:

Dearest Blaisemer...

Breaux called me illiterate for my actions at the Heist challenge. I guess posting twice BEFORE the challenge even started or you know actually losing the challenge is okay though. Here's a pro-tip, logon to Gmail more than once in a blue moon, then you can flirt with Ginger some more :D

1. A sense of humor is necessary to associate with me.

2. I guess posting once BEFORE before the challenge even started or you know actually losing the challenge is okay though.

3. Here's a protip: if you are not available to use a computer, then you cannot use GMail.

4. Blargenfdibblenoghehnothanks.

5. ???

6. PROFIT!

I'm doing science and I'm still alive.

Two more vagoos down, some other number to go. First I shall write my Obituaries (Get it? I'm a journalist. Man, funny stuff.). Kyle, we exchanged one single line directly to each other on GChat. Touching. Not that I didn't like you or anything, I thought you were just fine, but didn't know you all too well. Although, I have heard that you are "the sexiest mole." Since every lie is half true, I guess we know which part of that is true. Eeew.

Beth, my Dinosaur Comics partner, my puts unnecessary phrases in parentheses between other punctuation pal, my player that I really didn't know much about because you were a shut-in. Except that you have a dog. Because you were walking it when I tried to talk to you. Anyway, not surprised to see you gone. It's a bit of a disappointment since I agree with what Paul said about you hopefully staying around.

On that note, it's like everybody want to look like a bitch! Like, I'm not going to post some fake confessional that says I'm PMSing! I mean, it's ridiculous. Would someone who uses the phrase "fake confessional" link to something they don't understand or whine about it and put ads on their blog? I just find it a total waste of time and space! I'd rather post something useful and entertaining! As for me, I'd rather disagree with the previous sentence! I find it insulting to the mole! If I was the mole, I'd be REALLY angry. Like, somebody wants to do take credit for all the crap I'm doing? That's like... violating my vaginal space!

Here's the Mole's ideas on how what we should do this upcoming episode/week: Let's not shit up. Easy as that.  Be suspicious looking; I don't care. That's the game. I'm going to go James Quall some other blogs. Spaghetti and meatballs.

Oh, and Travis... you would watch Gossip Girl.

A/XBGNRHT

Confessional Trois: The Blame Game

What a dandy episode. I suppose I should begin with discussing Where in Washington DC is Our Teamwork?. Well, that challenge was moar or less the textbook definition of "fluke." Actually, some of it was done well, such as when I did things, like when I totally knew where that carousel was. I also came up with the two regular answers (not entirely), more or less. Some people had to go and jump the gun and jack my credit. Hmph. The last answer, guess the connection, was a total giveaway. I'm kind of surprised Travis gave it to us for Statues of Presidents, since neither the Washington Monument or the White House are statues of Presidents. Then again, everyone would have bitched and whined and moaned if he didn't give it to us. The challenge wasn't as fun as Instant Sexpervs, but I was still balls deep in it from start to finish. Such is the way of the mole.

Heist, on the other hand, was a sad, sad failure. As part of the Recess team, AKA The Cool Kids that Beat Up the Kids in Study Hall, I can say that I was able to be effectively lazy. That's what I always did during recess in school. I went on the nearest computer and typed "RUN" and then waited for several hours. In other news, my lip-stapling threat obviously did not carry through very well. Perhaps it's just that Blaise is illiterate. I don't think it's that great of an idea to shit on a dollar when we don't even know if either of the other Study Hall-ers or if all of the CKtBUtKiSH (LOL BUTKISH) are on. (Note about Heist: Sorry, I was doing crack, LSD, acid, peyote, and some other shit I can't recognize, so some of my comments about things before were kinda skewed. Mind you, certain things I still stand by.)

Then the MB/MP/Travisneverremembersthatit'snotMPanymore Challenge, Mole Arcade, was actually fun. Sorta. At first. Music Catch is lulzy, Skywire is lovely, Combo is for newfags, and Boomshine had nice music (but that's about all it had going for it). The Link-a-Pics shits was alright. Not much of a challenge when they show you what the finished product looks like. At least my compulsive checking on OMC stuff finally paid off in the form of trailing Ginger Snaps by only $1.

As for the execution, I'm going to be fairly sincere for once. I think I'm going to dick up this quiz. I just feel like this is the end for me, and if it is, NOT COOL MAN. I honestly like this game. I want to stay. So let's not dick this one up. Well, not you. You should just not send in the quiz at all. Ann Hiro it. There's no point, you're hopeless.

And believe me, I am still alive.

Well wasn't that new execution interface just a HOOT? I sure love the process of elimination. About you darlings who got the boot, Richard, you were a shifty little fellow. Always looking so mole-esque. Rather convincing, I must say. Brandon, hi. Nice meeting you. Did we speak? I don't recall. I'm speaking in short sentences.

The quiz had nice questions. Easily distributable with buffer players in many answers. Thanks, Travis, for another double execution. You didn't say if there were going to be any more triple executions, now did you... or quadruple... and. So. Forth.

Well, I hope the challenges don't blow too hard this week. Maybe the MB challenge won't be steered directly in the direction of a graphic deisgner once again (That's right. Directly in the direction.). We can only hope. About those puzzles, though... lolwut. The first one was easy as 3.1415926535897932384, but the second is queer.

U/SDLG

Confessional Deux: Comic Relief

Note: For some reason, the font and text size is extremely screwy. I can't get it to all stay the same (sometimes).

There is one word to describe this week: successful. Our lovely long-term challenge was lathed rather quickly. Why? MITCH. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. I'M BLAMING YOU. The challenge was a failure, all thanks to him, and I really do care. I know others made the same mistake just somewhere further down the line, but it's quite something to stress about. For everyone. He can get un-riled up about it all he wants.

c wot i did thar

In other news, I strongly dislike the Dinosaur Comics challenge. It smelled like doody. For as long as I've read Dinosaur Comics, I've seldom laughed (excluding slight chuckles). I hope tlarchuk here comes up with something better for these next episodes. Well, I guess I could just ask him. I am the mole after all. Maybe I can even pull a few strings.

LOLOLOL NEARLY FORGOT ABOUT WEBCOMIC REMIX. Thanks to my superior skills of laziness, I gotsted me a moalbukxs.

I'm going to go watch Toy Story. Goodbye.

Still Alive

This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

As for the departed, Cheri, I actually talked to you. Isn't that adorable. Ellery, hi. Bye. Fifteesha, you were my favorite player of all. Silent but deadly. Toodles, Cheri, adieu, Ellery, and LOL, 15. I'll make sure your pawns don't collect too much dust.

As a side note, I won't leave the letter "a" out of others' names, unlike some other people I know.

EDIT: But it's been fixed now, so it's all good. Gracias, Ginger.

X/RTRP

Confessional Un: Sounds Difficult

Bless me father for I have sinned. (GET IT? IT'S LIKE CONFESSING YOUR SINS IN RECONCILIATION HAHAHA THAT IS SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL WHAT A CHARACTER I AM)

I don't know what to say, to be honest. There's not much to say yet. Some people piss me off just from what I've read. I know who the mole is (because it's me), so I don't have to worry about the execution. And three people getting the axe? It would be lulzy to weed out some of the lamers. That's all floating around for now.

However, now that we have finished teh firts liev chalenj, I have a bit more to say. Firstly, I am the best person in the world. Only the best person in the world would answer most of the questions AND come up with the stupendously ingenious strategy called "guess numbers." Oh man, I am amazing. I mean, I've got to be THE nicest mole for doing that for you pleebz. Secondly, Player 15, you are one active little lady (you are now a female to me whether or not you like it). Stop running circles around me. Thirdly and finally, LOL @ PENALTIES.

Good day.

The last horse crosses the finish line...

...in the form of an inkblot.

Just for lulz.